The Authentic ICP Play With Me Action Figures are finally here!

The world's most hated band is all yours. Now your two favorite serial killers are yours to enjoy in the privacy of your own home. Snuggle with the axe-murdering Violent K. Cuddle with the stalking-strangler Shaggy 2 Dope. You can tell them your darkest secrets... Take them in the shower with you... Let them sleep by your neck at night... Make them stab that lame, stuffed animal your grandma made for you... When you get them home, in private, you can even feel on their little plastic butts if you want to.. We know you want to, you little b*tch... Hell, we all do!

Boxed Insane Clown Posse "Play With Me" Figures, nobody knows who produced them, and I don't know why I typed up that entire paragraph.
For ages 18 and up.