{"product_id":"if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor","title":"If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor","description":"\u003cspan\u003eOkay, so at least you're interested enough to pick up this book and look inside. I think you and I are going to get along just fine.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eLife is full of choices. Right now, yours is whether or not to buy the autobiography of a mid-grade, kind of hammy actor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eAm I supposed to know this guy?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e you think to yourself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNo, and that's exactly the point. Bookstores are chock full of household name actors and their high stakes shenanigans. I don't want to be a spoilsport, but we've all been down that road before.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCase in point: look to your left - see that Judy Garland book? You don't need that, you know plenty about her already - great voice, crappy life. Now look to your right at the Charlton Heston book. You don't need to cough up hard-earned dough for that either. You know his story too - great voice, crappy toupee.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe truth is that though you might not have a clue who I am, there are countless working stiffs like me out there, grinding away every day at the wheel of fortune.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eIf Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Acto\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003er is my first book, and I invite you to ride with me through the choppy waters of blue collar Hollywood.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOkay, so buy the damned book already and read like the wind!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBest,\u003cbr\u003eBruce Campbell\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eP.S. If the book sucks, at least there are gobs of pictures, and they're not crammed in the middle like all those other actor books.\u003c\/span\u003e","brand":"Infinity Flux","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42412791398575,"sku":"","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0596\/3428\/6767\/products\/71Q-Gmv8OQL._AC_UF1000_1000_QL80.jpg?v=1679697478","url":"https:\/\/infinityflux.net\/products\/if-chins-could-kill-confessions-of-a-b-movie-actor","provider":"Infinity Flux","version":"1.0","type":"link"}